Stewards enquiry
19th April 2005, 20:06
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet £20,000.00 on a single roll of
the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed,
"YES! YES!
I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers starred at each other
dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed,
"YES! YES!
I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers starred at each other
dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."