piggy
20th April 2005, 22:45
A bloke walks up to his wife in the kitchen one morning pinches her on her bottom and says;"You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was borderline intolerable, she bit her tongue and stayed silent.The next morning the bloke wakes has wife with a pinch on each boob and says;"You know, if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra".This was beyond a joke, so she rolls over and grabs his d**k, with a death grip in place, she says;"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the odd job man and your brother."