Methinks you'll all laugh at this.

[Fadetoblack]

Nothing funny here really except that it's always been an ambition of mine to give stand up comedy a try.....and I've been asked to do a guest slot at a comedy club in 3 weeks time.

:flush

[Workshy]

Ooo Frightening!!! Good luck mate, make sure you got some good jokes, test them on here :D

[Fadetoblack]

Thanks boss....I'm not really a joke telling chap...more of a ranting fool about stuff that we all know about...did a best man's speech once and got so nervous I couldn't enjoy the meal. It's more about the first time you do something rather than the actual act itself.

[lowe1]

so which comedy club is it then :D so we can all come and laugh at you :doh

[vegyjones]

Nothing funny here really except that it's always been an ambition of mine to give stand up comedy a try.....and I've been asked to do a guest slot at a comedy club in 3 weeks time.

:flush

An ambition of mine too! Oo

We seem to have a lot in common FTB! :D

Two nuns went into a bar, one said I've got Herpes!
The other said that's okay, don't tell anyone, but I took her carrots! :geek :laugh

[mathare]

:laugh

That's funny :D

[Fadetoblack]

An ambition of mine too! Oo

We seem to have a lot in common FTB! :D

Two nuns went into a bar, one said I've got Herpes!
The other said that's okay, don't tell anyone, but I took her carrots! :geek :laugh

Can I use that! :laugh

You'll have to all come over to Waterford if you'd like front row seat to throw your tomatos!!

[Workshy]

I dont get it Veg :doh

[piggy]

I dont get it Veg :doh
you don't try being married :D

[Fadetoblack]

Anyway, a little more on topic....Afraid I forgot to use your gag veg, will be doing it again though so wil use it next time.

I mostly just told stories about stupid stuff i've done and threw in the usual self-deprication. The most laughs came from a story I told about meeting girls for the first time when I was 13 and there was a girl who used to wear this body suit that pretty much denied access to every part of her body....Just went on about stupid real life stuff mainly..

For a full manuscript of the gig go to.....

www.DarrenisaComedygenius.com

Actually maybe not...

[vegyjones]

Hmm, some good stuff there mate, but I'd omit this gag next time


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Found that one wholly offensive :D

[bigcumba]

Found that one wholly offensive :D

At least it wasn't religious or it would have been holy offensive :yikes: