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andyp
2nd July 2005, 18:09
I think everyone has heard how you are supposed to get your own porn star name?! Well if you haven't all you have to do is use your first pets name for your first name, and use your mothers maiden name for your surname.

My porn star name is.... Bubbles Moore . :icon_tong

Thought it would be fun to hear what other names you people have? We could maybe vote at the end of it to see who has the best Porn name? :D
Onlyforfun
2nd July 2005, 18:13
"Goldie Laird" at your service!
Workshy
2nd July 2005, 18:15
Kane Goggins :laugh
sparkyminer
2nd July 2005, 18:15
Nelson Marshall.
mathare
2nd July 2005, 18:17
Sooty Allen

Or maybe it's Monty Allen

I have no idea what order my pets came in
vegyjones
2nd July 2005, 18:18
Babs Blackledge
bigcumba
2nd July 2005, 18:21
3 dogs so it's Lucy, Louis, or Ben White, although we could use the guinea pigs - Galaxy and Pickles... or Rosie the rabbit..... thank **** we haven't given the bloody fish names as well... :yikes:
presto
2nd July 2005, 18:24
cheeky kershaw
sparkyminer
2nd July 2005, 18:31
3 dogs so it's Lucy, Louis, or Ben White, although we could use the guinea pigs - Galaxy and Pickles... or Rosie the rabbit..... thank **** we haven't given the bloody fish names as well... :yikes:
I thought Bigcumba was your porn star name! :D
bigcumba
2nd July 2005, 18:36
I thought Bigcumba was your porn star name! :D

:laugh
andyp
2nd July 2005, 18:37
Some great names there... Cheeky Kershaw is a cracker :D . I will leave this post open till tomorrow, then i will set a poll vote up and we can see who is win2wins resident porn star.
tophatter
2nd July 2005, 18:39
Vegy Jones :)
presto
2nd July 2005, 18:46
Some great names there... Cheeky Kershaw is a cracker :D . I will leave this post open till tomorrow, then i will set a poll vote up and we can see who is win2wins resident porn star.

even better than that:
smokey-joe kershaw

smokey-joe was my first pet cat, but only when i was very little and can't remember much of him, cheeky was my first propper pet.
rusko
2nd July 2005, 18:52
I had 2 rabbits named Pinky and Perky, so that would make me Pinky or Perky Cooper.
Stewards enquiry
2nd July 2005, 19:56
Candy Harrison.
davidsteel
2nd July 2005, 20:15
PEts name:

The Dazzler and Rosy Posy
piggy
2nd July 2005, 22:06
stamford croucher [yes i did call my staffy stamford :D ]
Workshy
2nd July 2005, 22:24
On a slight tangent, I want to hear details of the pets :)

Kane was a massive long haired black (with a little bit of tan) Alsatian, a great family dog who unfortunately passed away fairly young due to cancer :(
sparkyminer
2nd July 2005, 22:29
Nelson was a jet black tom cat, looked like a panther, mean as hell, but he liked me.
mathare
2nd July 2005, 22:30
On a slight tangent, I want to hear details of the pets :)
Strange, but I shall humour you.

Monty was a tortoise. We put him in a box with a load of newspaper in the cupboard under the stairs in the winter, just like Blue Peter showed us. Then in the spring we got the shell out of the box and looked for the rest of it. I don't think he survived very well.

Sooty was a goldfish. The ironic thing was there wasn't a spot of black on him. He was pure orange. He was also hard as nails. I won him at a fair and made my parents buy him a bowl and all the other bits he needed, even though they said he would probably have fin rot and be dead in a few days. Now I had a fish my brother wanted one so they had to buy another goldfish to swim with mine. Except my fish was a hard loner and the other fish my brother put in there all mysteriously died, including one that was found on the floor near the bowl. Sooty lived for about 12 or 13 years in a small round bowl in our kitchen.
mazzy_g
3rd July 2005, 12:55
Rex Dombrowski
(Alsatian) (Mum is Polish)
Workshy
3rd July 2005, 13:01
Strange, but I shall humour you.



The story of Sooty certainly did that :laugh
plater
3rd July 2005, 13:27
Butch :yikes: Golding
Sandman
3rd July 2005, 15:05
Olly(Cat) McLarty or
Liath (Cat) McLarty or
Daffy (Cat) McLarty or
Ozzy (Gecko) McLarty or
Mo (rabbit) McLarty or
Flo (Rabbit) McLarty or
Bob (Parrot) Mclarty....or
Davie (Rabbit...formerly Daisy..until "she" fathered 2 litters!) McLarty

My favourite name would be Ozzy McLarty!
johnwilly
3rd July 2005, 15:43
Blaize Bridgeman
or
Gypsy Bridgeman

both were border collies and both females both died

Blaize @ 16 due to loss of use in her legs (out to sleep) and yes we did spell her name that way
Gypsy @ 10 due to what we believe was a heart attack last October
Next dog will be a border collie and female and will get her round about August September
I will probably be asking for names
MarcusMel
3rd July 2005, 15:47
Trixie or Tanya or Neeka or Skoles Maude ! :yikes:
Riggy
4th July 2005, 16:24
Trust our Rabbit to be called Flobbsey

It Flobbsey Owens for me then :sex1
markwales
5th July 2005, 14:55
Smokey Harrison :)
alianzalima
9th July 2005, 23:57
My first pet was a scottish Terrier called Sooty (it was the 60's and pre PC times!!) and my mother's maiden name was Head so that makes my porn name Sooty Head.
Iain
ps is this a genuine thread or some subtle way of gaining all our mother's maiden names for some massive identity theft. Hope i don't find all my money gone in the morning.

and before anyone asks yes my cousin Robert called his first son Richard. LOL