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piggy
5th July 2005, 16:42
A fisherman's wife gave birth to twin boys.When the babies were side by side, they always looked in opposite directions, so they were named Forward and Away.
Years later the fisherman took his sons fishing, but they did'nt return.Months passed, and the wife finally spotted her husband plodding sadly up the beach.He explained to her that during their trip, Forward had hooked an enormous fish.He had struggled for hours, when suddenly the fish pulled Forward into the water and they never saw him again..'Thats terrible!' his wife cried.
'It was terrible all right.But you should have seen the one that got Away!'...

sorry :D

Fadetoblack
6th July 2005, 16:32
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to piggy again.

Good joke man, permission to use it for my next performance....?

piggy
6th July 2005, 17:18
i nicked it from another forum :D