gunshop

[piggy]

A man walked into his local gunshop to try out a new rifle, the shop owner told him that the scope was 'the best on the market' and told the man to zoom in on his house and said 'you should be able to see my wife in the house', the man replied 'all i can see is a man and woman running round naked', the shop owner took a look threw the scope and started shouting 'bloody ba*&%4d' then handed the man 2 bullets and said 'if you can shoot my cheating wife in the face and shoot that mans penis off with these two bullets ill give you the gun for free!!!'


the man gave him one of the bullets back and replied:
' hold on a sec and I should be able to get them both with one shot!'