Bill
15th July 2005, 15:56
A couple were studying a painting in the National Gallery. It was of three naked black men sitting on a park bench. "The one in the middle has a pink penis" said the woman in surprise. "How odd" said her companion. Hearing this the curator came over and said "Perhaps I can explain". "This painting is a symbol of Afro-American evolution and as the black slaves were sexually used by their masters some of them are carrying white man's genes. So the one in the middle has a white man's penis".
Off he went and a Scotsman approached the couple. "Let me tell you the real meaning of that painting" he said. "How would you know better than the curator" they asked. " Because I am the artist" said the Scotsman. "The painting is of three Scots miners at their lunchbreak and the middle one has been home for lunch. :D
Off he went and a Scotsman approached the couple. "Let me tell you the real meaning of that painting" he said. "How would you know better than the curator" they asked. " Because I am the artist" said the Scotsman. "The painting is of three Scots miners at their lunchbreak and the middle one has been home for lunch. :D