piggy
19th July 2005, 01:02
A wife came home one day to find a letter saying the following:
To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with
Your 54 years can no longer supply.
I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.
Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly
interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my
18-year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be perturbed I shall be back home before midnight
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining
room Table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your fax and thank you for your honesty.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are
Also 54 years old.
At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read
this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who like
your secretary, is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of
Maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with
one small difference.
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow
To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with
Your 54 years can no longer supply.
I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.
Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly
interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my
18-year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be perturbed I shall be back home before midnight
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining
room Table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your fax and thank you for your honesty.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are
Also 54 years old.
At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read
this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who like
your secretary, is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of
Maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with
one small difference.
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow