Not on the level

[tipp]

I used to go out with a girl who had one leg shorter than the other.
Her name was Eileen.
Tipp.

[Fadetoblack]

Christ help us all.

[vegyjones]

Have you used that in your stand up routine Fade? :laugh

[Fadetoblack]

No I'd be be taken outside and beaten to within an inch of my life. I was thinking of bringing in a laptop next time and reading out the water into wine thread bus I fear I might alienate 98% of the audience.

[vegyjones]

No I'd be be taken outside and beaten to within an inch of my life. I was thinking of bringing in a laptop next time and reading out the water into wine thread bus I fear I might alienate 98% of the audience.
:laugh

Still, if the Eileen joke fails,
you can always rely on

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head...

Cliff! Ooo

[Fadetoblack]

Can I see you outside please Veg...

[vegyjones]

Or my favourite,

What do you call a NUN on a washoing machine

Sister matic! :D

:peeky :D

[piggy]

what do you call a woman holding a snooker cue and balancing a tray of pint glasses on her head - beatrix potter

[piggy]

what do you call a deaf skinhead -
anything you like he's to thick to learn to lipread

[Fadetoblack]

:nutter