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tipp
26th July 2005, 00:49
I used to go out with a girl who had one leg shorter than the other.
Her name was Eileen.
Tipp.
Fadetoblack
26th July 2005, 00:59
Christ help us all.
vegyjones
26th July 2005, 01:02
Have you used that in your stand up routine Fade? :laugh
Fadetoblack
26th July 2005, 01:05
No I'd be be taken outside and beaten to within an inch of my life. I was thinking of bringing in a laptop next time and reading out the water into wine thread bus I fear I might alienate 98% of the audience.
vegyjones
26th July 2005, 01:07
No I'd be be taken outside and beaten to within an inch of my life. I was thinking of bringing in a laptop next time and reading out the water into wine thread bus I fear I might alienate 98% of the audience.
:laugh

Still, if the Eileen joke fails,
you can always rely on

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head...

Cliff! Ooo
Fadetoblack
26th July 2005, 01:19
Can I see you outside please Veg...
vegyjones
26th July 2005, 01:26
Or my favourite,

What do you call a NUN on a washoing machine

Sister matic! :D

:peeky :D
piggy
26th July 2005, 15:43
what do you call a woman holding a snooker cue and balancing a tray of pint glasses on her head - beatrix potter
piggy
26th July 2005, 15:47
what do you call a deaf skinhead -
anything you like he's to thick to learn to lipread
Fadetoblack
26th July 2005, 15:47
:nutter