samantha1303
3rd August 2005, 18:01
A piece of black tarmac walks into a bar.
He goes up to the bartender and says I'm hard, man, I'm hard! The bartender says, OK, you're hard.
Next day, the black tarmac walks into the bar again, goes up to the bartender and says, I'm hard, man, I'm hard. Bartender says, Ok, you're hard.
Next day, the black tarmac is at the bar again when in walks a piece of red tarmac. Suddenly the black tarmac disappears. The bartender finds him in the alley out back, hiding behind a bin and shaking. The bartender says to him - I thought you were hard, how come you're afraid of a bit of red tarmac?
The black tarmac says, I am hard man, but he's a bloody cyclepath!
He goes up to the bartender and says I'm hard, man, I'm hard! The bartender says, OK, you're hard.
Next day, the black tarmac walks into the bar again, goes up to the bartender and says, I'm hard, man, I'm hard. Bartender says, Ok, you're hard.
Next day, the black tarmac is at the bar again when in walks a piece of red tarmac. Suddenly the black tarmac disappears. The bartender finds him in the alley out back, hiding behind a bin and shaking. The bartender says to him - I thought you were hard, how come you're afraid of a bit of red tarmac?
The black tarmac says, I am hard man, but he's a bloody cyclepath!