andyp
6th October 2005, 16:21
Sherlock Holmes and Dr.Watson stagger out of their local boozer after last orders and walk down their road to head home. Once they are outside their house Dr.Watson searches for his key, after a couple minutes of frantically looking, he turns to Sherlock Holmes and guttingly admits "Sherlock, i think i have lost the only key for our house?! How are we going to get in?"
Sherlock ponders for a minute, then moves watson to one side. Holmes then pulls a lemon out of his pocket, squeezes it through the keyhole, turns the door handle and opens the door!
Watson, looking in disbelief asks Sherlock Holmes "how did you do that?"
To which Sherlock replies "Its LEMON-ENTRY my dear Watson"
Is that an old one too vegy? :D Come on, i am ready for the abuse!
Sherlock ponders for a minute, then moves watson to one side. Holmes then pulls a lemon out of his pocket, squeezes it through the keyhole, turns the door handle and opens the door!
Watson, looking in disbelief asks Sherlock Holmes "how did you do that?"
To which Sherlock replies "Its LEMON-ENTRY my dear Watson"
Is that an old one too vegy? :D Come on, i am ready for the abuse!