football chants

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Recent Noted Football Chants

Apparently this was the chant to Lord of the Dance tune at the Man United the
other day:
"Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house"


Or to the tune of the Addams Family if you were a Leeds fan down at Norwich:
"Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f--- one another
The Norwich family
der der der der clap clap etc"

Celtic fans to Andy Goram after it was revealed that the chubby keeper had been
diagnosed with schizophrenia:
"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"

Charlton fans to Sean Wright Philips:
"Where's your real dad, where's your real dad!?"


Toon fans to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. He even laughed, apparently!:
"Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy"


To the tune of Craig David's rewind.........
"Van Per-sie, when a girl says no - molest her"


To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted
for...well...you know... (to the Manic Street Preachers tune)
"Aaaaand, if you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next..."

[piggy]

chelsea fans to big ron [sheffield wednesday]after losing 4-1 to us
youre bald youre fat youre going to get the sack atkinson atkinson

a split second after cantona's chip over ed de goey bounces of the crossbar
oh ah hit the bar oh ah he hit the bar