Stewards enquiry
7th October 2005, 16:48
A cowboy rode into town and pulled his horse up in front of the first saloon that he came to. He dismounted and tied the horse to the hitching rail and saw that he was being watched by a group of old-timers sitting on a bench beside the front door of the saloon.
The cowboy went to the rear of the horse, lifted its tail and kissed its ::swear::swear::swear::swear.
He then turned to walk into the saloon. "How come you done that cowboy?" asked one old timer. "I've got chapped lips," replied the cowboy. "Does that make em' heal up faster?" asked the old timer. "Naw," replied the cowboy.
"It stops me from lickin' em and maken' em worse."
The cowboy went to the rear of the horse, lifted its tail and kissed its ::swear::swear::swear::swear.
He then turned to walk into the saloon. "How come you done that cowboy?" asked one old timer. "I've got chapped lips," replied the cowboy. "Does that make em' heal up faster?" asked the old timer. "Naw," replied the cowboy.
"It stops me from lickin' em and maken' em worse."