piggy
9th October 2005, 17:40
There once was an indian who had only got 1 testicle so they indians came up with the name onestone but of course the indian didnt like it and he got so sick of people calling him onestone he vowed "next person to call me onestone im going to kill them". Night came and he went to bed.
The next morning he was walkin through the camp when a woman called out to him "hey onestone" and this angered him so he took her up into the woods and had sex with her all day and all night until she died. The day ended and onestone went to bed once more.
He was walking through the camp feeling confident that no-one would call him onestone "hey onestone" yelled out a woman from her wigwam. Onestone kidnapped her and took her up into the woods. He had sex with her for 2 days and 2 nights and he thought she was dead so he got his clothes back on and began the short walk back to camp. "that was chuffing amazing!!!!!!" cried out the woman.
The moral of the story is you cant kill two birds with one stone.
The next morning he was walkin through the camp when a woman called out to him "hey onestone" and this angered him so he took her up into the woods and had sex with her all day and all night until she died. The day ended and onestone went to bed once more.
He was walking through the camp feeling confident that no-one would call him onestone "hey onestone" yelled out a woman from her wigwam. Onestone kidnapped her and took her up into the woods. He had sex with her for 2 days and 2 nights and he thought she was dead so he got his clothes back on and began the short walk back to camp. "that was chuffing amazing!!!!!!" cried out the woman.
The moral of the story is you cant kill two birds with one stone.