To my dear wife

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To My Dear Wife.....

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your
55 years can no longer supply, I am very happy with you and I value you
as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you
will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.

Please don't be perturbed, I will be back home before midnight.

When
the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room
table:

My Dear Husband......

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to
take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 55 years old. At
the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this,I will
be a the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who, like your
secretary, is also 18 years old.

As a very successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of
Math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, with one
small difference: 18 goes into 55 a lot more times than 55 goes into 18!

Therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.