'Wiping' a PC Question # 2

[vegyjones]

How do I get the spunk off my screen...

seems to happen everytime I look at those pictures
of Keith John, Mat and Sparkyminer :yikes:

:laugh

[GlosRFC]

You've got a tongue, haven't you?

[vegyjones]

Achoohawwy, I hawwent

Ar Ou hakiin er pihh

[GlosRFC]

Go on Vegy...do your special take on George Formby's "When I'm Cleaning Windows"...you know you want to!

[vegyjones]

What's my "special take"

[GlosRFC]

What's my "special take"

George would use a sponge and chamois :)

[vegyjones]

Now I go cleanin' windows to earn an honest bob
And for a few extra pennies you may get a nice blowjob

Now it's a job that just suits me
A window cleaner you would be
If you can see what I can see
When I'm cleanin' windows

Win2Win members turn me on
Watching Keith, Mat and John
You'd be surprised at things they don
When I'm cleanin' windows

In my profession I'll get hard
And I'll always come
I'll masturbate on that ladder
Till My sperm covers my thumb

The blushin' Keith, he looks devine
He rubs my penis till i get a shine
I'd rather blow his knob then mine
When I'm cleanin' windows

Mat is giving me a yank and pull
It's a wonder I don't fall
My mind's not on my work at all
When I'm cleanin' windows

I know a John, such a swell
He has a thirst, that's plain to tell
I've seen him spit and swallow as well
When I'm cleanin' windows

In my profession I'll get hard
And I'll always come
I'll masturbate on that ladder
Till My sperm covers my thumb

Pyjamas lyin' side by side
Kewith's thing and g-string I have spied
I've often seen what comes inside
When I'm cleanin' windows

------ banjo ------

Now there's a famous moderator
He's a slapper, his name Tophatter
He's more like eightie than eigteen
When I'm cleanin' windows

He gets himself round my behind
Then pulls down his... never mind
And after that pulls down the blind
When I'm cleanin' windows

In my profession I'll get hard
And I'll always come
I'll masturbate on that ladder
Till My sperm covers my thumb

My mate Sparky walks around the floor
He's so fed up, one day I'm sure
He'll drag me in and lock the door
When I'm cleanin' windows

[presto]

:laugh :laugh :laugh

very disturbing :blue

[tophatter]

I will just try and find Silax and ask him if you can borrow his special coat Vegy! :)

As Alan Partridge once said to a mentalist - "I will level with you - I'm Scared!"

[vegyjones]

Glos asked! :rolleyes:

[tophatter]

I am quite impressed though Vegy you wrote it in half an hour and it rhymes. I bet you even look like George Formby too - just got to perfect his northern accent now and you are on a winner! :laugh

[vegyjones]

By gum, I'll give it t'ut go!

[tophatter]

By gum, I'll give it t'ut go!

:laugh

Do you know what Veg. When I was at football on Saturday the Plymouth fans were singing "grim northern :censored: , you're just a grim northern :censored: "

Now i don't mind luton been called a hole of any kind because it is, and maybe it is grim too, but Northern???

[vegyjones]

We played Torquay a few weeks back...

After a late tackle by one of their blokes,
as section of the home fans started singing

"You dirty Northern :censored: "

:D

[tophatter]

oh yeah, we had all that too from the plymouth fans. We can't win, we get called northerners by the like of plymouth and when we play teams from up north they hate us because we are cockneys???

[vegyjones]

I love gfollowing Orient around... and I have been to some magic games...

But the best games I remember for football chants was in the year we were
relegated.

We knew we were bad, but it really was just a day out and lots of fun
as we knew that we would more than likely lose...

We went to Cambridge in that relegation season, when we hadn't won away for
2 and a half years.

From about 6 minutes, we were singing

X minutes and it's still 0-0

It was pretty constant all the way through,
but it was a laugh,

and if you saw the clebrations after that point,
you would have thought we'd have just one the Champions League :laugh

That was one of the things that attracted me to a team like Orient
The cammoraderie amongst the supporters during tough times...

[John]

Speechless!

[MattR]

oh yeah, we had all that too from the plymouth fans. We can't win, we get called northerners by the like of plymouth and when we play teams from up north they hate us because we are cockneys???


Even Reading qualify as that to us TH. :D



Vegy, I will never be able to watch George Formby again. :laugh

[Merlin]

:yikes:.....Veg....yer internals are disturbed mate.........:yikes:......just like mine.....:laugh

To be recited as per, Ba Ba Black Sheep....

Vegy, Vegy, Have you had a pull,
Yes sir, yes sir, two bags full,
Gave one to the Master,
And one to John,
The others can wait, coz me sperms all gone.....:yikes: