wb
28th October 2005, 12:58
Two guys were walking home from a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.
Right in the middle of the graveyard, they heard a tappety-tappety-tap noise coming through the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they followed the noise and found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said. "You scared us half to death! We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing, working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They spelt my name wrong!"
Right in the middle of the graveyard, they heard a tappety-tappety-tap noise coming through the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they followed the noise and found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said. "You scared us half to death! We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing, working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They spelt my name wrong!"