Nip Tuck

[wb]

After her sixth child, Jan decided that she should have some Cosmetic
surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful
glory,because her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like
a ripped out fireplace. Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she
reckoned that, with six children now being the limit, she'd tidy things
with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank
slot rather than a badly packed kebab.

Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three
roses at the end of the bed. "Who are these from?" she asked the nurse,
"They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them."

"Well" said the nurse; "The first is from the surgeon - the operation
went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say
thanks". "Ahhh, that's really nice" said Jan. "The second is from your
husband - he's delighted the operation was such a success that he can't
wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched
the sides for years and he's very excited!"

"Brilliant!" said Jan. "And the third?" "That's from Eric, a patient in
the burns unit," said the nurse. "He just wanted to say thanks for his
new ears."

[vegyjones]

That's disgusting!!!! :puke