Penile Warts

[susanwells]

Just wanted to see who looked in on this :hearty

[Merlin]

There’s a blob on my nob,
That’s starting to throb,
It’s hung like a donkey,
But all rather wonky,
How is it so?
That it hangs so low?
My poor old nob,
Must have been that Blow Job.

[zomby]

Frank Zappa....

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, joe makes a horrible discovery...

Joe:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don’t want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
’n’ grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...when i
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

[Win2Win]

Sue!!! Have you been hacking into my diary? :yikes:

[piggy]

i hear vegy doesn't like penile warts he say's it's like sucking a picnic bar:yikes:

[Win2Win]

OY!! I'm bloody eating one now :puke

[bigcumba]

OY!! I'm bloody eating one now :puke

what a penile wart? :yikes:

[Win2Win]

I'm with my Romanian friend, Uva Stiffen :)