Ada
15th January 2006, 01:00
A man is having a bit of trouble in the bedroom department with his wife.
He cannot rise to the occasion to satisfy her anymore, so much so that she has become totally frustrated with him & is threatening to look elsewhere for her sexual fulfilment unless he can change his ways
Afraid that he is going to lose his wife to another man, he sees an advert in his local paper offering a cure, albeit expensive and only available as a once only solution to his problem.
He responds to the ad and goes to see the ‘consultant’ to get the medication he is so desperate for.
The consultant advises him:
‘For £5000 you will have in your possession a tablet that once taken, and activated, will give you the biggest and most permanent erection you will ever have had, and will enable you to satisfy any woman for as long as you can manage.
Once you have taken the tablet, to activate it and get your permanent hard-on, all you have to do is say out loud the words: “One Two Three.”
This will give you the ability to perform as long as you like. Your wife will be guaranteed the best sex of her life.
When you get to the stage that you think that you have satisfied her enough to have regained her respect in the bedroom, all you have to do to lose your erection (and this is permanent, as the tablet only works once), is to say out loud the words: “ One Two Three Four.” Everything will then restore to normal.’
‘YES…..just what I need’ he replies & buys the tablet for £5000.
Back home that night, in bed together, with tablet in hand, he asks his wife whether she is in the mood for a night of never-before unbridled passion.
She replies with a resigned sigh, ‘Yeah, OK if you think you can manage it.’
‘YES, this is it’ he thinks..
He covertly takes the tablet, says the magic words out loud as required, “ One Two Three” and gets the biggest, hardest erection he has ever had.
His wife turns towards him, impressed by what she has just seen happen before her eyes, and with great expectation, says lovingly in his ear ……… “ What did you say One Two Three for?”
Ada.
He cannot rise to the occasion to satisfy her anymore, so much so that she has become totally frustrated with him & is threatening to look elsewhere for her sexual fulfilment unless he can change his ways
Afraid that he is going to lose his wife to another man, he sees an advert in his local paper offering a cure, albeit expensive and only available as a once only solution to his problem.
He responds to the ad and goes to see the ‘consultant’ to get the medication he is so desperate for.
The consultant advises him:
‘For £5000 you will have in your possession a tablet that once taken, and activated, will give you the biggest and most permanent erection you will ever have had, and will enable you to satisfy any woman for as long as you can manage.
Once you have taken the tablet, to activate it and get your permanent hard-on, all you have to do is say out loud the words: “One Two Three.”
This will give you the ability to perform as long as you like. Your wife will be guaranteed the best sex of her life.
When you get to the stage that you think that you have satisfied her enough to have regained her respect in the bedroom, all you have to do to lose your erection (and this is permanent, as the tablet only works once), is to say out loud the words: “ One Two Three Four.” Everything will then restore to normal.’
‘YES…..just what I need’ he replies & buys the tablet for £5000.
Back home that night, in bed together, with tablet in hand, he asks his wife whether she is in the mood for a night of never-before unbridled passion.
She replies with a resigned sigh, ‘Yeah, OK if you think you can manage it.’
‘YES, this is it’ he thinks..
He covertly takes the tablet, says the magic words out loud as required, “ One Two Three” and gets the biggest, hardest erection he has ever had.
His wife turns towards him, impressed by what she has just seen happen before her eyes, and with great expectation, says lovingly in his ear ……… “ What did you say One Two Three for?”
Ada.