Giving up the fags...

[Merlin]

I am trying to do what Michael Barrymore cant do - and that is to give up the fags….:yikes:

The only problem I have, is that I have replaced the fags with masturbation.

Of course this has caused many problems…..not least two recent public indecency convictions.

I just don’t know what to do – I don’t want to go back into the fags……but I may have to due to the threat of a prison sentence if I get caught tossing the caber at the bus stop again.

For your information I have wrapped my John Thomas in those nicotine patches, but they don’t work….

All advice welcome :yikes:

[Win2Win]

Giving up the fags...
Easy, keep yer pants on, and don't bend over around other blokes :)

[bigcumba]

dear George, are you taking the Michael again?

[presto]

i was going to give up masturbation and the ciggies aswell aswell merl.

still 7 a day though :(











cant give up the ciggies either :)

[Merlin]

:laugh

[piggy]

to cut down iv'e started rolling my own so at least i can't do both at the same time:D

[mathare]

I think Merl was talking about rolling his own as well :icon_tong :laugh

[Win2Win]

With all those Brazilian girls going past his window, his wallpaper must be made up of tissues :yikes:

[Fadetoblack]

If you haven't got Aine, you haven't got anything.

[Merlin]

With all those Brazilian girls going past his window, his wallpaper must be made up of tissues :yikes:

I always wipe my nob in the curtains :laugh

[mathare]

I always wipe my nob in the curtains :laughI used to do that till I shagged a bird who had Venetian blinds fitted :yikes: