body lumps

[Street cry]

Hi guys i have discovered lumps under the skin on various parts of my body , got punced in the kidney area last night it really hurt and i discovered another lump i have 1 in my upperv arm and two in the same forearm and others various they vary in size but seem to have got bigger they are quite hard when squeezed and feel sort of gristley any ideas should i get the old scalple out thanks SC

[Win2Win]

Leeches

[wb]

Definitley one for the doc, I'd say. The fact that they feel grisly may mean it is nothing too serious, and may be some sort of build up, but any odd lumps should always be checked out

[Street cry]

They look like fatty lumps through the skin but are quite hard not really bothered but they hurt on impact . I dont think its too serious cause one i have had at least 5 years on my upper arm , had a lump on my left ball but the doc said that was nothing to worry about i might go next week

[Street cry]

Might try some leeches keith i know a geordie bloke who grows em on his allotment and he says they are the biggest and best around

[Win2Win]

......and he says they are the biggest and best around
Yes, but what about the leeches? :D

[Street cry]

Are these the right ones keith

[Win2Win]

:doh

[vegyjones]

my upperv arm
I trhought this thread was about Presto :yikes:

[Street cry]

sorry keith should be a pic but wouldn't upload

[bigcumba]

Might try some leeches keith i know a geordie bloke who grows em on his allotment

you sure he didn't say 'peaches' :)

[Street cry]

Leeks

[bigcumba]

Lychees?:wink

[Street cry]

hope not already had a lump on my little prickly balls

[Win2Win]

I had a lump on my neck this morning, just checked in the mirror it's now grown ears, eyes, nose, mouth & hair :yikes:

[Street cry]

Bl**dy hell keith i'd get it removed quickly

[sparkyminer]

Cysts by the sound of it.
Get it / them checked by the doctor though.:)

[Roberto]

Lipomas if you ask me ... (is anyone quoting odds on what these are? Nothing serious by the sound of them, anyway, but there must be a market here, surely?)

[John]

Not really relevant to the thread... but I had a summer job at ASDA a couple of years ago, and as Mark knows my cooking skills are absolutely shocking.

Anyway, as most of you probably know, each vegetable has its own numerical code... I was putting the spring onions through as leeks for ages until one of the girls came up to me and said "they're not leeks John, they're spring onions you muppet!"...

:D :geek :icon_tong :rolleyes: :wiggle:

[Win2Win]

The Welsh will have yer balls off for that John :D

[susanwells]

I`ve had a lump like that on my upper arm for about 100 years.. never grows bigger or smaller, just is there... a lipoma someone once said.. occasionally I say 'Hello Lipoma' just to make it feel wanted. never answers though.
Point is, I don`t think cancer starts with little lumps like this dotted about .. (Bird flu probably does though..) :hearty

[Street cry]

I've been feeling a bit peckish recently, probably is cancer knowing my luck .thanks susan

[scaaty]

Like evryone else has said, doesn't sound like anything too serious, but no harm in getting checked out ..... unless you're starting to look like this, in which case I suspect it's too late :D

[Street cry]

Very similar his hair a little darker than mine though

[bigcumba]

I only look like that when spammers come on here... :D

[Street cry]

How do you get your teeth that white BC

[bigcumba]

I gargle with Domestos :yikes:

[Street cry]

How much do you use i've got a bottle here if it is that good gonna give it a go is it the same one as the floor cleaner as that is what this is cheers for the tip

[bigcumba]

Just one word of warning... don't use the lemon scented one, that just makes your breath smell weird. :wink

[Win2Win]

I found a sand blaster is more natural than face cream.

[sparkyminer]

'kin 'ell Keith, now that's obscene.:yikes:

[Win2Win]

You don't know what's crawling around in those dark pits these days eh? :wink

[Street cry]

That is obscene rather be brown bread than like that

[bigcumba]

That looks like the guy's first attempt at winning the 'Predator' lookalike competition