piggy
2nd April 2006, 15:14
Not getting enough sleep?
Feel you're being unfairly passed over by the government for all that money you've given to their party?
Feel you're not quite snooty enough yet?
Own a chain of corner shops and want your own coat of arms?
You too can now purchase a peerage and become a lifetime member of the House of Lords - The most exclusive private members club in the land.
It's not a purchase, it's an investment!
Watch as business is put your way by your fellow members in true masonic style... Steel Magnates and Supermarket owners should not miss out on this perfect oppurtunity.
So place a bid to become a parliamentarian, without the need for those pesky elections - YOU'LL EVEN GET EXPENSES!
These people are a barrel of fun, we even quoted my mate Archer as saying "go for it, it'd be a crime not to"
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want your money back.
Feel you're being unfairly passed over by the government for all that money you've given to their party?
Feel you're not quite snooty enough yet?
Own a chain of corner shops and want your own coat of arms?
You too can now purchase a peerage and become a lifetime member of the House of Lords - The most exclusive private members club in the land.
It's not a purchase, it's an investment!
Watch as business is put your way by your fellow members in true masonic style... Steel Magnates and Supermarket owners should not miss out on this perfect oppurtunity.
So place a bid to become a parliamentarian, without the need for those pesky elections - YOU'LL EVEN GET EXPENSES!
These people are a barrel of fun, we even quoted my mate Archer as saying "go for it, it'd be a crime not to"
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want your money back.