jonahjones
10th April 2006, 13:00
:)
A middle aged woman standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror
and says to her husband. "I look horrible. I'm fat, my boobs and my backside are getting more saggy by the day, I find a new wrinkle every morning and I think I'll have to go up yet ANOTHER dress size."
Sitting down with her head in her hands she continues, "I just
feel so old and ugly . . . can you please at least pay me one compliment?"
The husband replies....."Well if it's any consolation, your eyesight is spot on!!"
A middle aged woman standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror
and says to her husband. "I look horrible. I'm fat, my boobs and my backside are getting more saggy by the day, I find a new wrinkle every morning and I think I'll have to go up yet ANOTHER dress size."
Sitting down with her head in her hands she continues, "I just
feel so old and ugly . . . can you please at least pay me one compliment?"
The husband replies....."Well if it's any consolation, your eyesight is spot on!!"