Prank names!

[andyp]

Very childish i know, but.... what are the funniest prank names you know? Here are some of mine:


Joanne Koften
Norma Stits
Wayne Kerr
Mustapha Baba
Richard (Dick) Insider
Annette Curtain
Don Kiddick
Mike Hunt


Just a few to start of with, i will try and add some more... please give me a laugh by posting some of your own. :D

[vegyjones]

There's a girl at my local branch called Heather Stit

But I think they have changed the namecards now, so it only says Heather! :D

There was a thread a while back that had lots that might keep you amused andy, http://www.win2win.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=22467&highlight=asakan

[andyp]

Ha, yeah they where the kind of names i was looking for vegy! :D

My mates surname is Bates, we used to love it when he got the post and it read... MASTER BATES. :D

[mathare]

Search the web for the prank names Bart Simpson uses when phoning Mo's tavern, such as Bea O'Problem and Amanda Hugandkiss

[markwales]

An old work colleague of mine had a brother called Veryon Smart (Welsh pronunciation of very-un)

[mathare]

I went to school with a lass called Emma Gennery (sounds like ima-ginary) and no-one believes me

[patch]

At my previous company the manafacturing director employed his son on the shop floor and it used to produce great hilarity when a tannoy message was read.
The directors surname was king and he called his son Wayne oops:

[jonahjones]

Hayward Jablome. :)

[MattR]

There was a factory in Bognor that was called Wayne Kerr's. Now just Kerr's.

Also someone once managed to get a message read out over the tannoy at Fratton Park at half time using the Mike Hunt name.

Best name I heard in the mould of Theresa Green etc was Isaac Mycock.

[scaaty]

I went to school with a lass called Emma Gennery (sounds like ima-ginary) and no-one believes me


I believe you - there's a girl in my daughter's class at school called Emma Pratt :D Poor kid, what on earth were her parents thinking of :doh

[bigmazey]

What about Hugh Jarse and Richard Don. The second one is real and he says he never writes his name using initials since he was at the doctors and they shouted for Mr R Don to titters in the waiting room.

[andyp]

:laugh :laugh

Had a giggle at these!

[mathare]

http://www.snpp.com/guides/moe_calls.html

[andyp]

Ha, Mike Rotch is a good un!

[mathare]

The best bit with the Simpsons ones is Moe's way of announcing it to the rest of the pub though

[andyp]

i agree.. Moe is a legend!

[sparkyminer]

Ha, Mike Rotch is a good un!
Is that a recommendation Andy?:wink :D

[andyp]

You will have to ask Glynners! :yikes:

[mathare]

This reminds me...

A few years ago a group of us went to one of those murder mystery evenings at a hotel near Charing Cross. You have a three course meal while some actors play out a murder mystery thing throughout the evening.

The actors come round your table between courses so you can ask them questions and so on. One came over to our table and one of the lads with us is a bit of a joker. So the actor asks us how we are doing and if we've solved it yet.
"I think I know how he did it" says this joker lad at our table. The actor looks surprised and impressed. "So," the lad carries on, "do you know Howy too?" At which point the actor nearly cracked and was struggling to control his giggles as he left our table

[andyp]

:laugh

[MattR]

Just remembered another one; Paul Doff.


On a similar note, it's no wonder Paul Dickov is such a fiery character can you imagine going through school with that name! :yikes: :D

[andyp]

Just remembered another one; Paul Doff.


On a similar note, it's no wonder Paul Dickov is such a fiery character can you imagine going through school with that name! :yikes: :D

:laugh

[kookooheed]

there was a girl in my daughter's school named ria lyddiat

[andyp]

there was a girl in my daughter's school named ria lyddiat

Seriously? Ha that is well funny! :laugh

[kookooheed]

dead serious, but not funny for the girl.the parents must be warped or something