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Onlyforfun
21st April 2006, 11:33
Pinched shamelessly from elsewhere, I'll start you off.

Picnic - "hampered throughout..."

Count Dracula - "boxed in, never saw daylight..."

Rory Bremner - "made little impression..."
plater
21st April 2006, 11:38
"Monk On" - Refused To Race

"No Karma" - Unseated Rider :D
sparkyminer
21st April 2006, 12:12
'Incredible Hulk' - Ran green.
sparkyminer
21st April 2006, 12:13
'Rip van Winkle' - Failed to get up.
vegyjones
21st April 2006, 12:23
Cyrano De Bergerac - He's leading By a Nose
vegyjones
21st April 2006, 12:25
Radar - He's Tracking the Leaders
vegyjones
21st April 2006, 12:27
Hoare - She's Being Ridden
Fadetoblack
21st April 2006, 12:36
Vegy - 'in the rear'
presto
21st April 2006, 12:38
norfolk 'n' chance - a long way behind the leader.
mathare
21st April 2006, 12:41
Bank - held up
Onlyforfun
21st April 2006, 12:57
My personal favourite:

Titmuss - "low grade seller, went down easily, whipped from start, hard ridden."
plater
21st April 2006, 13:05
"Bad Circumcision" - beaten by a short head.

"Diarrhea" - Ran on Strongly.
plater
21st April 2006, 13:14
"A St Trinninans" - Schooling in public.

"A David Bailey" - Photo Finish.
plater
21st April 2006, 13:24
"Impotent" - every chance last 100yds- Just Failed !
piggy
21st April 2006, 14:01
viaggra fails - didnt quite get up
wb
21st April 2006, 14:03
'And he is coming up from behind.....and he is Romping away....'

1970 National Winner 'Gay Trip'
Onlyforfun
21st April 2006, 14:32
Premature Ejaculation - "Hard held, blew up"
piggy
21st April 2006, 17:12
fidgety - never looked comfortable