scaaty
28th April 2006, 02:23
Apologies if these have been posted before!
!. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
2. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich.
3. Some people are like a Slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
4. Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
6. In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
7. We know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the millions of cars in Britain. But we haven't got a clue as to where thousands terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge......
!. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
2. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich.
3. Some people are like a Slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
4. Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
6. In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
7. We know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the millions of cars in Britain. But we haven't got a clue as to where thousands terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge......