I thought I had caught a fish!

[vegyjones]

But it was a red herring!

:laugh Oh YES! You can't whack it! :laugh

[Workshy]

Stinks!!!

[Workshy]

Q:Why did the baker have brown hands??
A:Cause he kneaded a poo.

[Workshy]

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to give it up. Then I caught her spending £40.00 on make-up, £80 for a cut & colour, £15 for a manicure, £20 for a pedicure, £30 on vitamins, £200 on clothes and £300 for a gym membership.
I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her. She said she needed it to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.

[vegyjones]

you typed that fast? :doh

[Workshy]

I'm a very quick typer when I want to be sir. I have the ability to touch type if I'm in the mood for it.....

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming"
He followed her into her apartment. She closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature"?
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears"
Astounded and a little hurt she asked "My ears? Look at these breasts, they are full and 100% natural, I work out every day, my butt is firm and solid, look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me..."

[vegyjones]

Wow, that's about 250 words per minte :ooo

[Workshy]

Did you hear the one about the female suicide bomber?

"Does my bomb look big in this?"

[bigcumba]

Did you hear the one about the female suicide bomber?

"Does my bomb look big in this?"

boom boom.... :)

[Win2Win]

I think we should return Vegy & Workshy's Rep to '0' :D

[mathare]

I think we should return Vegy & Workshy's Rep to '0' :DSlowly but surely I am trying to get Vegy's rep back to zero :)