piggy
3rd October 2006, 17:15
Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss
their options. One was an Alcoholic, one was a Chain-Smoker, and
one was a Homosexual.
Addressing all three of them, the doctor said, "If any of you indulge
in your vices one more time, you will surely die."
The three men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would
NEVER EVER AGAIN indulge himself in his vice.
While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs,
they passed a bar. The Alcoholic, hearing the loud music and smelling
the ale, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the
bar where he had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot
glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead.
His two companions, somewhat shaken, left the bar, realizing how seriously
they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along, they came upon
a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning.
The Homosexual looked at the Chain-Smoker and said, "You know if you bend
over to pick that up, we're both dead."
their options. One was an Alcoholic, one was a Chain-Smoker, and
one was a Homosexual.
Addressing all three of them, the doctor said, "If any of you indulge
in your vices one more time, you will surely die."
The three men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would
NEVER EVER AGAIN indulge himself in his vice.
While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs,
they passed a bar. The Alcoholic, hearing the loud music and smelling
the ale, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the
bar where he had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot
glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead.
His two companions, somewhat shaken, left the bar, realizing how seriously
they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along, they came upon
a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning.
The Homosexual looked at the Chain-Smoker and said, "You know if you bend
over to pick that up, we're both dead."