vegyjones
3rd April 2008, 23:44
I was caught a bit short this morning (suffering from too many beers from last night) on the way into work and I was dying for the bog. So I decided to use the public loo at Liverpool Street instead of running to work trying not to poop myself.
I decided to use the very last cubicle. So I settle in, and after a minute or so a voice pipes up from the next cubicle.
"Hello mate, how are you?"
Not wanting to appear rude, but feeling a little bit freaked out, I answered "Err, fine, thanks."
"So, what are you up to then?", the guy says.
As I have already spoken to him, I thought I can't blank him now. I
reply, "Err, just having a quick tom *** if you don't mind mate."
There was a short pause, and then the next thing this bloke says is,
"Sorry mate, gonna have to call you back. Got some ******** in the next cubicle answering everything I say"
Whoops.
:geek
I waited till I was sure he had left before exiting!
I decided to use the very last cubicle. So I settle in, and after a minute or so a voice pipes up from the next cubicle.
"Hello mate, how are you?"
Not wanting to appear rude, but feeling a little bit freaked out, I answered "Err, fine, thanks."
"So, what are you up to then?", the guy says.
As I have already spoken to him, I thought I can't blank him now. I
reply, "Err, just having a quick tom *** if you don't mind mate."
There was a short pause, and then the next thing this bloke says is,
"Sorry mate, gonna have to call you back. Got some ******** in the next cubicle answering everything I say"
Whoops.
:geek
I waited till I was sure he had left before exiting!