British Olympic glossary - feel free to add your own

[TheOldhamWhisper]

Big Medal Hope - likely to make the semi-finals
New British Record - qualified (barely)
Lifetime Best - didn't quite qualify
Experienced - over 30
Inexperienced - almost 30
Repechage - where most of the medal hopes end up
Closing ceremony - Boris :yikes:

[Win2Win]

World Record - Myth!

[bigcumba]

British 4x100m relay team - one athlete and 3 guys spotted running away from HMV in Oxford street.

British Diving champion - fell off Brighton pier and lived.

British Marathon champion - one of those guys from HMV in Oxford street is still going...

British shooting team - aka da Brixton crew, yo bitch!