PDA

View Full Version : Smart ass answer of the year



bigcumba
4th October 2008, 16:58
SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'

Draxie
8th October 2008, 20:05
A guy with his trouser pockets full of golf balls gets on a bus. he sits down beside a gorgeous (you guessed it) blonde.

The girl clearly notices the bulges and she keeps looking at them; frowning.
The guy smiles and says 'It's okay, it's just golf balls.'

The blonde nods, but it's obvious she is still consumed with curiosity. After a while she plucks up courage and says quietly. "And does it hurt as much as Tennis Elbow?" :helper