piggy
19th October 2008, 15:50
>1) Did you fart? Cuz ya blew me awa.
>
>2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz your pure special.
>
>3) Mah Love fur you is like diarrhea. I canny hudd it in.
>
>4) Di ye huv a library cerd? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.
>
>5) Is there a mirror in yur pants? Cuz I can see ma sel in em.
>
>6) If you wurr a tree and I was a Squirrel, I'd store mah nuts in
>yerhole.
>
>7) You might no be the best lookin girl here but beauty's only a light
>switch away.
>
>8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman -'WHAT?' Man - 'I just wanted to say
>something that would break the ice.'
>
>9) I know I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I kin make yur bed-rock.
>
>2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz your pure special.
>
>3) Mah Love fur you is like diarrhea. I canny hudd it in.
>
>4) Di ye huv a library cerd? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.
>
>5) Is there a mirror in yur pants? Cuz I can see ma sel in em.
>
>6) If you wurr a tree and I was a Squirrel, I'd store mah nuts in
>yerhole.
>
>7) You might no be the best lookin girl here but beauty's only a light
>switch away.
>
>8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman -'WHAT?' Man - 'I just wanted to say
>something that would break the ice.'
>
>9) I know I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I kin make yur bed-rock.