TheOldhamWhisper
21st October 2008, 21:25
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A young female United fan from Surrey gets a job as a Sports Teacher.
One day, she sees a young lad standing in a field all by himself. All the other kids seem to be having fun chasing each other at the other end of the field.
The teacher says to the lad, "Is everything alright?"
"Yes", he replies.
"Why don't you go and play, you can join the other children down there".
"Best not, Miss", says the lad.
"Whyever not?", asks the teacher.
"Cos I'm the goalie..." :laugh
A young female United fan from Surrey gets a job as a Sports Teacher.
One day, she sees a young lad standing in a field all by himself. All the other kids seem to be having fun chasing each other at the other end of the field.
The teacher says to the lad, "Is everything alright?"
"Yes", he replies.
"Why don't you go and play, you can join the other children down there".
"Best not, Miss", says the lad.
"Whyever not?", asks the teacher.
"Cos I'm the goalie..." :laugh