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Bill
17th April 2009, 20:10
No cheating now. Be truthful and see how you get on.

Test for Dementia

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!!



First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?




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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK?

Second Question:
I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?









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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?









Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another1000. Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?



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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
.Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?



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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary.Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?








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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!









PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE

peza2605
17th April 2009, 22:01
:D 0/5 in my defence ive only just got up tho. but it would probably still be the same anyway :D

Bill
18th April 2009, 11:13
:D 0/5 in my defence ive only just got up tho. but it would probably still be the same anyway :D

Same for me peza. I must be demented.:splapme

bigcumba
18th April 2009, 11:17
Sorry to say I got them all right.... :thumbs

peza2605
18th April 2009, 14:12
Sorry to say I got them all right.... :thumbs

smartarse :D im not surprised you normally get 10/10 in that quiz thingy in 10 seconds:laugh

bigcumba
18th April 2009, 15:02
:laugh

CharlesBarkley
18th April 2009, 20:19
3/5 but I knew the first answer already

tophatter
20th April 2009, 00:28
The first two caught me out.

counterfeit
20th April 2009, 11:17
The first one got me but I got all the rest, except that I disagree with the answer for 2.

I assumed that as it was a race and I was somewhere in front of last, I had lapped him/her.

mathare
20th April 2009, 11:22
I assumed that as it was a race and I was somewhere in front of last, I had lapped him/her.I thought that too. So my race position was unchanged, I had just lapped the last runner.

John
25th April 2009, 14:27
3/5

Question 4 is very good. :)