Forum: Humour Room

Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob.' Bob was...

dont know if any of you guys seen this on tv or youtube,but its sooo bloody funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0FlKg9z0Qk

The passing of Hurricanes Katrina, Rita, Wilma and Ike over the southern states of America in recent years prompted calls for millions of dollars of aid, and quite rightly so,....however world...

made me laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAg0lUYHHFc

we've all been legless,but has anyone been as drunk as this :hubbahubba: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yg7KL4v1w0

Well, I lost the Trivia Contest during our church pot-luck dinner last night by 1 point! ... Not only did I get the last question wrong, but was immediately asked to leave. The question was: "Where...

found this on a fishing forum and thought it was brilliant. Today the carp world is mourning the passing of the carp fishing legend Nobby the Knobbler*. Nobby was found floating belly-up in the...

Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak. Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back, or that you could crawl into...

YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? WELL.....YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE! MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR...

So, will these new glass coffins be a sucess? Remains to be seen

A man walks into W.H.Smiths and says "do you have that new self help book for men with really small d##ks?" the girl say,s "i dont think its in yet".He replies "Yeah,thats the one!"

HUSBANDS. Cheer yourself up by watching your wedding video in reverse. You'll love the bit where you give her back the ring, walk back up the aisle, get into a car and **** off.

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxayiIG1MHk Warning: Contains strong language

A man gets granted one wish from a fairy, he thinks for a while then asks if he could live forever. She said she can grant lots of wishes but that is not one of them and said think again. So after...

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..." 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to Beer. 2. You own a £3,000 machinegun, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives ...

The World Cup has turned out like WW2! The French surrendered early, the USA turn up at the last minute and we've been left to fight the Germans! And the italians still hadn,t decided what to do

everton are said to be interested in signing ashley young, robbie keane and darren bent to coincide with the launch of the new pink shirt. a spokesman said they are exactly the type of players they...

Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to wives, girlfriends, fiancés, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc. (to all women in general). These rules are to be communicated prior...

Just got this as a text made me laugh Imagine your in primark queuing in single file, the girl in front of you doesn't have her purse then you realise you don't have yours, a friend at the back ...

These new 3D TVs are so realistic. I fell asleep whilst watching a Liverpool game and when I woke my wallet was gone.

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford. "The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft...

Apparently the Queen has given Sarah Ferguson an early birthday present.... a black Mercedes and a trip to Paris..