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Thread: The Miracle Of Toilet Paper

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    The Miracle Of Toilet Paper

    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror,
    complaining to my
    husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of
    characteristically
    telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes
    up with a suggestion.

    "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take
    a piece of toilet
    paper and rub it between your breasts for a few
    seconds."

    Puzzled but willing to try anything, I fetch a piece
    of toilet paper and
    stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my
    breasts.
    "How long will this take?" I ask.
    " They will grow larger over a period of years," he
    replies.

    I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet
    paper between my
    breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
    years?"

    Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ****,
    didn't it?"

    He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy,
    may even walk again.

    Stupid, stupid man.



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    Class!

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    See, following on from our gay marriage thread, Paul kindly shares a personal story to show us that his husband is not that different from straight husbands :D



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    TH Brilliant!

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