on the plane
A man named Kev boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a most beutiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realises she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him.
Lo and behold she takes the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out,"Business trip or vacation ?"
"Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago," she states.
Whoa!!! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement.
Here's the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to him and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his outword cool, he calmly asks,
"Whats your business role at the convention?"
"Lecturer" she says. "I use my experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," he says, Swallowing hard, "what myths are those ?"
"Well", she explains, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed, when in fact, it is the native American Indian that is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that the French are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Greek Descent".
Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry", she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name !".
"Tonto", Kev says, as he extends his hand. "Tonto Papadopoulos".
I have an impressive bank of knowledge and experience. Unfortunately, I've lost the combination to this bank.
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