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16th September 2004 #1
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pearly gates
These three married couples died and when they got to the pearly gates. St.Peter told the first husband, "I can't let you in. You let alcohol run your life. You even married a girl named Sherry." Dejected, he turned and walked away.
The next married couple stepped up, and St.Peter told the husband, "Can't let you in sir. While you were on earth, you allowed money to run your life. You even married a girl named Penny." The guy hung his head, turned and walked away.
The husband of the third couple waiting in line, overheard both conversations and said, "Come on, Fanny, he's not going to let us in either."
I have an impressive bank of knowledge and experience. Unfortunately, I've lost the combination to this bank.
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16th September 2004 #2
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rather good!!!
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16th September 2004 #3
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Excellent Piggy,
I might use that one in the best man speech I have to do Sunday week! :D
The Vegster!
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