Nothing funny here really except that it's always been an ambition of mine to give stand up comedy a try.....and I've been asked to do a guest slot at a comedy club in 3 weeks time.
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Nothing funny here really except that it's always been an ambition of mine to give stand up comedy a try.....and I've been asked to do a guest slot at a comedy club in 3 weeks time.
Ooo Frightening!!! Good luck mate, make sure you got some good jokes, test them on here :D
Thanks boss....I'm not really a joke telling chap...more of a ranting fool about stuff that we all know about...did a best man's speech once and got so nervous I couldn't enjoy the meal. It's more about the first time you do something rather than the actual act itself.
so which comedy club is it then :D so we can all come and laugh at you
An ambition of mine too! OoOriginally Posted by Fadetoblack
We seem to have a lot in common FTB! :D
Two nuns went into a bar, one said I've got Herpes!
The other said that's okay, don't tell anyone, but I took her carrots!
The Vegster!
Winner of Ada's Eurovision Game 2014
That's funny :D
Can I use that!Originally Posted by vegyjones
You'll have to all come over to Waterford if you'd like front row seat to throw your tomatos!!
I dont get it Veg
you don't try being married :DOriginally Posted by Workshy
I have an impressive bank of knowledge and experience. Unfortunately, I've lost the combination to this bank.
Anyway, a little more on topic....Afraid I forgot to use your gag veg, will be doing it again though so wil use it next time.
I mostly just told stories about stupid stuff i've done and threw in the usual self-deprication. The most laughs came from a story I told about meeting girls for the first time when I was 13 and there was a girl who used to wear this body suit that pretty much denied access to every part of her body....Just went on about stupid real life stuff mainly..
For a full manuscript of the gig go to.....
www.DarrenisaComedygenius.com
Actually maybe not...
Hmm, some good stuff there mate, but I'd omit this gag next time
Found that one wholly offensive :DOriginally Posted by FTB
The Vegster!
Winner of Ada's Eurovision Game 2014
At least it wasn't religious or it would have been holy offensiveOriginally Posted by vegyjones
My keyboard's running out of ink....
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