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    Methinks you'll all laugh at this.

    Nothing funny here really except that it's always been an ambition of mine to give stand up comedy a try.....and I've been asked to do a guest slot at a comedy club in 3 weeks time.




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    Ooo Frightening!!! Good luck mate, make sure you got some good jokes, test them on here :D



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    Thanks boss....I'm not really a joke telling chap...more of a ranting fool about stuff that we all know about...did a best man's speech once and got so nervous I couldn't enjoy the meal. It's more about the first time you do something rather than the actual act itself.



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    so which comedy club is it then :D so we can all come and laugh at you



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    Quote Originally Posted by Fadetoblack
    Nothing funny here really except that it's always been an ambition of mine to give stand up comedy a try.....and I've been asked to do a guest slot at a comedy club in 3 weeks time.

    An ambition of mine too! Oo

    We seem to have a lot in common FTB! :D

    Two nuns went into a bar, one said I've got Herpes!
    The other said that's okay, don't tell anyone, but I took her carrots!

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    That's funny :D



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    Quote Originally Posted by vegyjones
    An ambition of mine too! Oo

    We seem to have a lot in common FTB! :D

    Two nuns went into a bar, one said I've got Herpes!
    The other said that's okay, don't tell anyone, but I took her carrots!
    Can I use that!

    You'll have to all come over to Waterford if you'd like front row seat to throw your tomatos!!



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    I dont get it Veg



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    Quote Originally Posted by Workshy
    I dont get it Veg
    you don't try being married :D

    I have an impressive bank of knowledge and experience. Unfortunately, I've lost the combination to this bank.


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    Anyway, a little more on topic....Afraid I forgot to use your gag veg, will be doing it again though so wil use it next time.

    I mostly just told stories about stupid stuff i've done and threw in the usual self-deprication. The most laughs came from a story I told about meeting girls for the first time when I was 13 and there was a girl who used to wear this body suit that pretty much denied access to every part of her body....Just went on about stupid real life stuff mainly..

    For a full manuscript of the gig go to.....

    www.DarrenisaComedygenius.com

    Actually maybe not...



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    Hmm, some good stuff there mate, but I'd omit this gag next time

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    Found that one wholly offensive :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegyjones
    Found that one wholly offensive :D
    At least it wasn't religious or it would have been holy offensive

    My keyboard's running out of ink....


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