Two monkeys get in the bath.
One says hoo-hoo-hee-hee-haa-haa.
The other one says OK put some more cold in then. :)
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Two monkeys get in the bath.
One says hoo-hoo-hee-hee-haa-haa.
The other one says OK put some more cold in then. :)
Champions League, we're 'aving a laugh, Champions League, we're 'aving a laugh!
This is now to be called the silly jokes thread....
Two buckets of vomit were walking down the road when one starts crying...
"What's up?"
Pointing down an alley..."I was brought up down there"
If you say so FTB!...
What do the donkeys on Blackpool beach have for lunch?
An hour the same as everyone else.
Champions League, we're 'aving a laugh, Champions League, we're 'aving a laugh!
Two Televsion aerials got married.
The wedding was crap but the reception was great.
Did you hear about the vegetable that died?
There was a really big turnup at the funeral!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
man walks into a doctors office with a carrot in each ear and baby sweetcorn up each nostril.
he asks the doctor what's wrong with him to which the doctor replies 'you're not eating properly'.
Two blokes in a pub.
One says to the other "you've got a steering wheel between your legs".
The other says "I know, what am I gonna do its driving me nuts". :(
Champions League, we're 'aving a laugh, Champions League, we're 'aving a laugh!
whats grey and comes in litres?
An Elephant
Jesus said to Moses " Come forth and you shall inherit the world"
He came Fifth and won a toaster.
how many orgasms should a woman have in a good sexual encounter?
WHO CARES?
Jonah.,...change the name of the thread....come on man....silly jokes....
Didn't even know I could do that FTB!!Originally Posted by Fadetoblack
Champions League, we're 'aving a laugh, Champions League, we're 'aving a laugh!
Now we're rolling :wink
In the early nineties a church near to Goodison Park had a banner outside displaying the message "JESUS SAVES".
Some "wag" had put underneath "BUT COTTEE NETS THE REBOUND!"
Champions League, we're 'aving a laugh, Champions League, we're 'aving a laugh!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
why was jesus not born in liverpool
there was little chance of finding 3 wise men and no hope of finding a virgin
A termite walks into a pub and asks
"is the bar-tender here?"
Marcus
I believe in the Mathematics of large numbers or ask you the occasional dumb question
a man walks into a bar and says
"ouch"
A white horse walks into a bar
The barman says to the horse, "We've got a drink named after you"
To which the horse replies, "What, Eric?"
A guy walks into a bar with a chunk of tarmac under his arm and asks for two pints of lager.
"Two pints of lager?" replied the bartender.
Yes, one for me and one for the road.
Champions League, we're 'aving a laugh, Champions League, we're 'aving a laugh!
Whats yellow and smell like green paint?
Yellow paint
"What would Thora Hird do???"
what do you call a japanese car thief??
Tommy Tukamota
"What would Thora Hird do???"
If you could be ANY animal in the middle of the winter at the North pole what would you like to be?
A little Otter! ;)
"What would Thora Hird do???"
ALL TIME FAVOURITE!
Whats Green and smells of Pork?
Kermits finger
"What would Thora Hird do???"
How do you get to Wales in a mini?
One in the front, one in the back.
"What would Thora Hird do???"
I got barred from B&Q the other day, Walking around minding my own business near the wood flooring and a member of staff asked me if I wanted decking.......So I hit him
"What would Thora Hird do???"
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Two mates in a bar.
"You been pumping Iron?"
"Yeah"
"Funny name for a dog that"
"What would Thora Hird do???"
Two mates meet up the day after a heavy drinking session
"I'm so ashamed, " says the first guy. "I went home last night and blew chunks"
"So you threw up, there's nowt wrong with that" says his mate
"No, you don't understand. Chunks is the name of my dog"
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