Thread: father and son
31st January 2006 #1
father and son
There was a man who had a son that was born with only a head, he had no arms, legs, chest etc.... All through life he brought him up as any loving father would do but it was hard. On his 18th birthday he decided to take him to the pub and celebrate and to give him his first taste of alcohol. He walks in and puts the head on the bar, everyone is pointing and staring but they carried on. Dad gives him his first ever pint, the son sips it and out came an arm! he had another drink and a leg popped out, by then everyone was cheering and clapping, so he gave him a double whiskey and his chest appeared. By know the lad was getting drunk and the locals kept buying him more drinks, he was staggering aroung the pub and walked outside straight into the road and got hit with a bus -dead!
Do you know the moral of this story????
He should have quit while he was ahead!
can i come out yet:D
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31st January 2006 #2
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