Electric Shocks off Keyboard

[Win2Win]

This is shocking

[Fadetoblack]

I'm CURRENTly trying to resolve it though.

(You started it.)

[mathare]

(You started it.)

So you're saying it's Keith VOLT that this thread has descended into punning?

[Fadetoblack]

Watt?

[mathare]

Do you need what I am saying AMPlifying so you can hear it better?

[Fadetoblack]

Nah...you'd probably hertz yourself.

[mathare]

Nah...you'd probably hertz yourself.

Would I be able to CHARGE anyone with assault?

[Fadetoblack]

Maybe you could bring them to the CIRCUIT court....you'd probably need a NEUTRAL witness though.

(haha...good luck...)

[sparkyminer]

You'd be charged with Resisting arrest.

[Fadetoblack]

Ohm...

[sparkyminer]

With the places FTB frequents.He would have to send him down.

[mathare]

Maybe you could bring them to the CIRCUIT court....you'd probably need a NEUTRAL witness though.

(haha...good luck...)

I'm disappointed you missed the obvious pun here. I may not be able to accuse them of assault but surely they could be tried for BATTERY

[mathare]

With the places FTB frequents.He would have to send him down.

Oh bugger, we've got a trained electrician on the thread now...

Would the judge put FTB in a CELL?

[wb]

And throw away the KEY

[sparkyminer]

Oh bugger, we've got a trained electrician on the thread now...

Would the judge put FTB in a CELL?

Only if it was assault and battery.:)

[sparkyminer]

And then it depends on how he conducts himself.:)

[mathare]

I hear FTB's not very good when it comes to choosing girlfriends. His mates say to him "You're a decent fella, you could have your pick of the girls. Yet you've chosen a big, ginger lass. I don't get it."

Basically, his mates are always asking him WIRE?

[Win2Win]

It's like a bloody BATTERY farm in here!

[Fadetoblack]

We'll let BigC have the last say in the matter.

[John]

Shuttup, all of ya, you all need bringing back down to EARTH!

I knew I should never have applied for that job in PC World, but I'll test ANYTHING to get me out of Bombay. :D

[mathare]

I knew I should never have applied for that job in PC World, but I'll test ANYTHING to get me out of Bombay. :D

I think you mean Mumbai :wink

[John]

Ahhhh... yes you're quite right! I knew that. :D

[MattR]

I on e ha a similar problem to this where typing " " an " " ause a stati sho k. It was parti ularly angerous every ay an o asionally at night. Now it oesn't bother me

[wb]

I thought this thread had gone Static, but mat makes it Live again