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[frontrunner]

SADAM HUSSAIN T Shirts for sale.

They are a bit tight round the neck but they hang well


Frontrunner

[piggy]

saddams last request as he was hanged. " can you play Dangle in the wind by elton john"

As saddam was being led to the gallows he was complaining it was raining,and was it possible to have an umbrella to stop him getting wet.To which one of the guards replied"I dont know what your complaining for,we've got to walk back through it"

In the end Saddam was like a horse................................ well hung

saddam goes to hell,the devil meets him and says you have three choices for you eternal punishment.saddam asks what are they.devil says i will show you.so saddam follows the devil to the first of three cells.devil opens the door and seddam looks in,he sees pollpot hanging by his nuts from hooks and in agony,saddam asks what if i go in,devil says you will exchange places.seddam says noo chance,take me to the second cell.so the devil does.entering the cell he sees hitler being slowly peeled by goblins.saddam says no.enters the third cell,al capone getting a blow from munro,sadam say give me this.so the devil says you wish,sadam says yes.so the devil says maralyn you can go.

[pilky201]

Just phoned Saddam Hussein up and the barsteward hung up

[pilky201]

Went on the piss with Saddam Hussein last night you should see the state of him this morning he was hanging!!

[John]

I'm not impressed. :)