Thread: might as well
8th September 2007 #1
might as well
ok here's my blog
just about to start a new chapter in my life so might as well do this and see how it goes.
don't think this will be half as interesting as merlins and my literary talent devinatly isn't.
will start it from thursday.
left spain for the unforseen future with mega hangover from 4 am drinking session. check in at valencia airport for the 14:45 to newcastle 18:30 still sitting in valencia airport looking for somewhere to have a ciggy. 22:00 arrive in newcastle almost 10 hours without nigotene. ring mate up for lift and straight to bed.
sept 7th friday
decide to go and sort out my flight to dubia on the 13th had a problem booking it as emirate airlines don't take visa debit bookings on-line now i don't use credit cards so i have to ring them up from spain to book the flight and because i can't book on-line with visa debit its an extra £65.
but for some reason they can't process my card over the phone so i have a reservation but its unpaid.
so i get my brother to take me to the airport decided not to drive in uk ever again (see rant). my brother is a bit stingy so in newcastle airports you get the first 10 mins parking free. every 10 mins he leaves airport in his new beamer and drives back in.
at the emirates desk a really nice camp person sorts out my problem and when i explain the extra £65 he gives me the original price but unfortunatly his card machine will not take my visa debit card either so i have to go to the bank and pay by cash. off to the bank back to the airport and my brothers doing circuts again for an hour while i have breakfast that will teach him for being such a tight ass.
ticket is sorted
borrow a playstation 2 off brother to keep me out of bars and discover no cd's in any of the boxes. that will teach me for pissing my brother off.
spend evenning in bars don't really know anybody so have a half in each one then a beef madras on my own talk to the waiter about ramadam still non the wiser on ramadam.
get home look through playstation boxs again switch internet on have sex with myself go to bed.
8th September 2007 #2
I have a feeling this blog is gonna be good :)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time. Like tears in rain. Time to die.
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9th September 2007 #4
woke up switched internet on had early morning sex with myself.
mate rings me haven't seen him for a few years so meet in a bar at 13:30 telll him my life story over a few beers decide to go home get freshed up for saturday night. find out last bus home was 16:40 back to pub ring mate to pick me up no time for freshing up now stright to bar meet more mates one of them just come back from dubia talked a bit about it explained all about ramadam i think :splapme
got a lamb madras and popadoms to take away.
woke up with yellow fingers no wiser about ramadam
9th September 2007 #5
Next time you switch the internet on, google ramadam before looking at other stuff. You may be in for a slight surprise...
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10th September 2007 #8
sunday 9th sept
a day for contemplation had a look on the intenet about ramadan now anybody who knows me quite well will know about my flying problem ever since 9/11 i've had dreams about plane crashs and me being in the fookers so far i've survived 4 but i'm getting used to crashing now and pretty well know the feeling you're gonna experience if it happens. my first came while on a holiday in portugal about 3 days after the event anyway to cut a long story short i was sitting in the airport waiting to come home and got chatting to some bird about 9/11 (that was all anyone was talking about at the time) she was saying how worried she was and all that so i said you can't be as worried as me i dreamt about my plane crashing the other night i'm still not sure if she actually got on the plane as that seemed to end our conversation and any chance of getting into the mile high club. which brings me to another thought dose self-pleasure count as qualification to that elusive club if so i'm fullly paid up.
anyway back to me thinking about ramadan now terrorists have a nack of doing things on special days and the start of ramadam is quite special i'm starting to worry about flying to dubia on the 13th now.
went out for sunday lunch with 2 vegitarians mine wasn't to good but looked a 100% better then what they were eating had 1 pint and came back from pub found a game for play station medal of honour rising sun played that for the rest of the day/night haven't got a memory card so will have to start again from the beginning today.
an old friend got in touch as well apparently now he's suffering from depression and is threatening to call over sometime this week that should be a bundle of laughs.
starting to wonder what my new maid will look like really hope i have to supply the uniform almost as much as i hope she's philipeno.
went to bed happy and didn't dream about plane crashes.
10th September 2007 #9
whoops sorry about the spelling mat
thought i'd post this link its a song i found on utube which is great for playing loud just before you go out don't know if it ever made the uk charts
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11th September 2007 #11
monday 11th sept
worked out how to keep my place on playstation without memory card just leave it on 24/7.
had mince pie and chips for dinner from the chippy. played on playstation most of the day had 4 chocolate bars and a packet of chrisp for my tea.
getting really bored now but only 2 more days till i fly to dubai. had 5 pints and quite a good night in the local bars took a beef madras home with me.
had a game of poker didn't play very well and finished up as bubble boy :(
gave new girlfriend a ring she's not at her best at 5 am.
went to bed
11th September 2007 #12
i think but not sure that this is my new home for the next couple of years
11th September 2007 #13
tuesday 11th sept
very bored doing quite well with medal of honour been reading up about dubai on internet and joined a forum for expats. found a shepards pie in the freezer so thats todays dinner. don't think anything interesting is gonna happen today and still sitting in my dressing gown.
might have a few games of poker this afternoon.
13th September 2007 #14
have upset people on ex-pat forum they can't get there heads around someone moving over there who's only knowledge of the place is the exchange rate and i had to ask for that.
is dubia ready for silax will find out soon enough.
my depressed mate called around spent an hour telling me how crap his life is. well i couldn't really see what his problems were but then again depression is a funny thing. now if it had been peza sitting there talking to me i could understand 3 jobs trying to make ends meet and supporting manure. but this guy has a nice familly no morgagte on a nice house nice car and solvent. like i say depression is a funny thing hope i never catch it.
played a few games of poker was too excited about dubia to concentrate and some lucky sods got my cash today.
went out to watch footy owens performs had me thinking if only he'd been fit for the last 2 years newcastle could have won there first title for donkeys.
met 2 mates one interestinlly enough had just spent the last 6 years in dubai got drunk and for some reason took a chinese home instead of the beef madras. woke up and no yellow fingers not sure why
booked taxi to airport going early gonna have a huge english breaky in airport. start of ramamdam today so not sure how this will effect in flight meals.
this could be my last post for a bit as i haven't got internet sorted over there and might take a month or so to get sorted.
so good luck to everyone in there gambling hope peza wins the lottery. hope my plane dosen't crash and really hope new girlfriend is waiting for me at airport.
13th September 2007 #15
waiting for taxi now my bags packed and all set to go.
which brought me around to thinking about masterbating i've decided today i'm gonna renew my membership to the mile high club i've got about 30 mins before the taxi arrives so i'm gonna do a quick pole
13th September 2007 #16
haven't got time and don't know how to set up the pole so this is the question most poular reply wins
which country should i masterbate over my choice is france but i'll let the people decide most votes gets my load
13th September 2007 #17
Best of Luck Eddie. Hope you get to go to the Dubai World Cup sometime
Tada gan iarracht
13th September 2007 #18
i've always wanted to do it over sunderland but the remove seat belts sign has never gone out in time
13th September 2007 #19
cheers wayne thats in my diary of things to do along with the gp out there as i'll miss the valencia one now
13th September 2007 #20
well so far france has it with 1 vote ooolala
13th September 2007 #21
Have a DUMP over France :D
13th September 2007 #22
taxi is gonna be here very soon so unless there is a major swing it'll be a crap and a pull over france
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16th September 2007 #24
ramadams not to bad in dubai, the supermarkets are still open.
all cafes and resturants are closed during the day but open at 7pm and the bars are open everynight the good thing is they stay open an extra 2 hrs duye to ramadam so we can carry on drinking till 3am not 1am
16th September 2007 #25
He's having problems....the forum is blocked.....and he's had a hand cut-off as insurance that he doesn't gamble
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