the dating game

[silax]

oh damn just remembered gipsy spice is apparently coming up from london to see me sometime and homebird wants me in a 3 some. plan b is sulking
hmmm well you never know .........

[silax]

Because Matty, she has a boyfriend.

think 3 some john

[John]

HAHA - I'd be one too many outnumbered!

[silax]

update
well brainy spice has cancelled tonights 3rd date and isn't gonna be available for a couple of weeks due to holidays so ........ back to the dating game i guess. plan b should be happy and i'm sure homebird will be smilling and i haven't cancelled gypsy spice yet so lets see what happens again.
ex mrs silax has been threatening to show up as well which could be interesting not

[silax]

ok been a while since i updated and to tell you the truth nothing new to report brainy spice has been ignoring me not sure why. plan b has fallen for somebody else before i got my chance so i'm now her plan b hmmmmm.
got an interesting date with gypsy spice because she lives miles away i suggested a night on cam me with a bottle of red wine and her with a bottle of whatever if all goes to plan that should be happenng about 8:30 tonight and me and red wine will proberbly be dancing naked by 10pm.
haven't really been paying much attention to dating site but a girl got in touch with me so may have another one planned soon.

[silax]

ok update plan b fancies a spin with me now so meeting her saturday morning this could be an interesting one she explained the rules of dating to me quite some time ago. she told me if you get to the 3rd date your in the sack so on saturday date should be breakfast, lunch then well thenits the 3rd date by my reckoning.
getting a new one lined up which we'll call african spice ........
my date with gypsy spice is due at 8:30 tonight not sure if thats happening or not.
homebird still floating about but haven't done the dead with her yet.

[John]

homebird still floating about but haven't done the dead with her yet.

Well don't kill her whatever you do!

[silax]

ok update gypsy spice got her days mixed up and thought it was tuesday so no go there.
meeting african spice tomorrow at her place a little strange to meet at her house not my suggestion either so what will be will be. hope there isn't a load of 6ft mr. african spices dressed up as batman, robin and bob the builder waiting for me.
as far as i know plan b is still going ahead on saturday morning.
homebird has dissapeared for now wonder what she's up to?
just trying to work out how to watch the mighty mags spank the **** saturday afternoon. i'll cross that bridge when i get to it.
might have one lined up for the future who i'm gonna call gorilla spice at the minute i'm not at all keen on meeting this one but will be over a month away if it ever happens.

[John]

Curious - why is she called Gorilla Spice? :D

Either she's endangered, or she's hairy as !

[silax]

well i don't think she's endangered john

[John]

But you don't deny she's a hairy fairy?

[silax]

i don't know yet and will keep you updated which could lead me onto another story about a half german half spanish girl i knew in another life but better not.
extreamly pretty lovely figure and well i'll leave the rest to your imagination

[John]

iwell i'll leave the rest to your imagination

She turned out to be a transvestite didn't she!

[silax]

no john

[MattR]

i don't know yet and will keep you updated which could lead me onto another story about a half german half spanish girl i knew in another life but better not.
extreamly pretty lovely figure and well i'll leave the rest to your imagination

I'm guessing she was great, but would fall asleep for an hour early afternoon then after a couple of lagers would be up for invading other countries. But that's just a guess.

[silax]

well thats a lot closer then john matt.
ok update time where do we start went to see african spice at her house in the middle of nowhere well from 2 minutes of being there she starts talking about sex so i'm ok with that, go out for a meal with her drink too much wine stay the night not going back.
ever
ok so i've woke up wondering where i am now i am completly at a loss to work out the where what how's of yesterday but i do know i have a date with plan b at 10:30 in newcastle so i'm out of africa so to speak and on a bus to newcastle unshaven hungover and basically not looking good which is a major pity as i have been looking forward to plan b for quite some time.
anyway an hour bus ride yes an hour on a bus with hangover and i'm feeling less the super when i get to newcastle and i have to meet plan b i have no way of cancelling so will have to do it.
plan b is very nice proberbly the best looking one so far and also has a perfect figure thats bloody typical well date does not go well i am pretty sure of that could it be the garlic and alcohol breath or the extreamly rough and rugged look whatever but i doubt i'm going to make it to date 2 with her let alone date 3 as specified in her rules book.
learnt something new about life condoms come in different sizes i've still never bought any but african spice had her own all different sizes has this always been the case.
well i'm happy to report silax needed extra large now i never got to have a try of the medium ones so i don't know what the difference is between large and small so too speak. but i must say my head has grown a few inches after chatting about it with african spice. thats quite strange never thought of myself as a large man although saying that have never stood erect next to another man before to compare.
on a more positive note if there can be one while talking to african spice discovered she is bi-curious which gets me back to thinking about homebird who is also bi-curious now i'm sure even john can work out what situation i'm thinking about now.
yes thats right john killing 2 birds with one stone.
anyway got to go and watch the mighty mags spank the ****

[John]

"I'm sure even John can work out..." hahahaha. Yes, okay, I'm quite happy being inferior to common knowledge in your eyes Mister. :D

[buddhabee]

silax, the way you're going you'll be on youporn soon, mate!

[silax]

update spoke to homebird last night and she's up for a go with african spice now just got to get the african connection in the same frame of mind and could be very interesting.
got a new one planned which is very interesting and may ewell put an end to this blogg,
ok now as of yet i haven't thought of a name for this one but by the time i finish writing the update hopefully will have one. she got in touch with me and i replyed last week and she got back to me last night and we exchanged a few messages then she wanted to talk to me to see if i was who i said i was etc. so she rang up about 9:30 last night and we chatted on the phone for 3 hours. now i'm not a shallow person but generally when i get into a relationship the girls i'm with are very easy on the eye with good figures and definatly not what i call high mainternance chicks. well 3 hours on the phone with anybody is not me i'm normally a 5 minute boy (on the phone that is)so whats she like tall, athletic and long blonde hair she's damaged goods as well so will have to tread carefully. now i made a descion after last weekend that i was gonna be more choosy with the women i dated and well its too early to say and i don't want to come across as looking stupid but she could very well be the next mrs silax. so i've just this minute come up with her name i'm gonna call her silax spice. so i'm meeting her tomorrow in newcastle and will take it from there. hope i'm not setting myself up for a fall here

[John]

Good luck. Don't do anything stupid like you normally do. :D

[silax]

well john thats a very good point. the last one i was looking forward to i really screwed up so hopefully this one will be different.
update african spice dosen't fancy homebird so that little adventure is now officially off.
phone rang last night and silax spice decided she wanted to change the date no probs with that. untill she said there will be one of my mates there and a couple of her male friends oh oh alarm bells going off in my head. can she really be as stupid as me if she thinks i'm going to meet 2 couples in a bar on a date. i'm not really competitive when it comes to women and if someone else fancies chatting up a girl i'm interested in then good luck to them so whichever way i'm looking at this its not my idea of a good first meeting. so anyway told her as much and original date and time is back but i'm really feeling very iffy anout the whole thing now. so i'm gonna rename her stupid spice come to think of it when she rang last night she sounded a bit younger then she is and also a bit stoned oh dear this is not good at all

[silax]

a little off topic but it is rumoured king mev is flying the magpie nest oh dear me if that poison dwarf wise is gonna be the next big boy at st. james he will last 5 mins and will be a good bet for next next sacked manager.
oh have decided to buy a sim card for my mobile today and homebird is gonna give me a get away phonecall if things with stupid spice are not what they seem. now that is sencible of me

[silax]

update
met stupid spice and what a pleasent surprise she was pretty, tall, nice bod and intelligent and a breath of fresh air compared to most of the girls i've met. i was late didn't realise rush hour traffic made buses take longer so i arrived 10 mins late and at the meeting place there was a girl long blonde hair sitting onher own so i plonked myself down and started chatting and after about 5 mins she asked me who i was **** wrong girl.
ok recovered mycompositure and got a coffee and sat as far away from her as i possibly could stupid spice turned up and she wanted red wine hmmm well might as well get a bottle of the stuff. which went down quite well then on to another bar and another bottle of red wine. missed bus home and had to walk home (not good)
i'm not 100% sure but i think i'm gonna see her again and still haven't got a sim card for my mobile.

[silax]

update
stupid spice finally got in touch and is not sure what to do. she's ringing me later maybe what i should add her ex boyfriend who she split up with is some kind of millionare and she mentioned she thought she might have been too hasty in splitting up from him well i did say she was stupid spice after all. so looks like the silax charm has competition from a millionare wonder which one i would choose in her shoes.
ok i might be the outsider in this race......

[MattR]

not mike ashley is it

[silax]

proberbly knowing my luck dennis wise

[silax]

well stupid spice rang tonight and looks like we'll be going out again proberbly sometime next week. She did however add she's not sure about me as i have no life plan and no sence of direction (whatever that means) in my life and am too laid back but she did have fun and being out with someone like me compared to normal guys who just want to get into her knickers was like a breath of fresh air.
i hope she's not just gonna use me for my body oh well lets see what happens and i now have her phone number so i'm happy now

[silax]

well stupid spice cancelled and thats all off now so i guess mr. millionare won that one. got another one in the pipeline gonna call her angel spice. not to sure about this one at all in fact she really peeed me off when we were chatting was so aggressive and defencive when chatting really can't be bothered to to spend my time with a man hater. not a good start and would be an incredible uphill struggle from day one.
maybe the challange might be a laugh but will leave all the running upto her.
gypsy spice is still chatting away to me and spoke on my new mobile for the first time last night i really was trying to avoid getting one of those things over here but needs must and had to get one in the end. she said i had a very sexy voice which is proberbly due to my adult education.
maybe have another in the pipeline as well but too early to give this one a name.
its funny but my woman filter is getting tighter and tighter thought it would be the other way round the longer this went on but have decided unless i'm comfortable with how a girl looks i'm not dipping my wick also has to have something in her head to get my interest. does this mean i'm turning shallow in my old age or maybe its just todays mood oh well lets see what happens.
thinking about joining another dating site as my options seem to be getting limited with the one i'm using.
also am thinking about doing some cold calling how hard can that be just chatting women up on the street guess it depends on the woman really hmmmmm. will have a think about that one and try and work out a stratergy for it.

[mathare]

Have you thought about doing evening classes to try and meet people that way? Or joining a social/interest group? Y'know, taking up a hobby of some form to meet people.

[silax]

i have a hobby i'm writing about it see above.
not sure about taking up evening classes i tend to run off with teachers and what would the rest of the class think of me then