bragging contest
A little boy and a little girl were having a bragging contest.
The little boy was getting thrashed every time:
B: My dad's got a Jaguar!
G: My dad owns the Jaguar factory!
You know the score. In the end he gets fed up and drops his trousers and says:
"Bet you haven't got one of these!"
The little girl smiles, drops her knickers and says:
"My Mummy says when you've got one of these, you can have one of those any time you like!"
I have an impressive bank of knowledge and experience. Unfortunately, I've lost the combination to this bank.