"you may be a taliban if..."
"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to Beer.
2. You own a £3,000 machinegun, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives thanteeth.
4. You wipe your **** with your bare HAND, but consider bacon "UNCLEAN."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that mobile phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
10. You've always had a crushon your neighbor's goat.
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