wayne rooney

[piggy]

well someone had to

* It's great to see Wayne Rooney back on form. At long last he's broken his prostitute drought.

* Wayne Rooney's international team-mates have rallied round his betrayed wife Coleen. John Terry is already said to have offered to pop round anytime.

* There was good and bad news for Wayne Rooney on the front of Tuesday's Daily Mirror. On the downside, a second girl is about to do a kiss-and-tell on him. On the upside, he's really looking forward to that free Gregg's Steak Bake.

* Fabio Capello is worried Wayne Rooney's got the wrong end of the stick about England's latest qualifier. He told the striker to stay at home but Rooney said he wasn't going to miss out on the chance of a Swiss roll.

Alex Ferguson had an 80s themed party last night. Giggs turned up in a Sierra, Ferdinand in a Cavalier and Rooney came in an Escort

The hooker who bedded Wayne Rooney claims "Wayne tried to talk filthy to me but wasn't quite up to it"
Well you should have dressed up as a referee then you tart.

I can't believe Wayne Rooney had to pay £1200 for sex.
For that kind of money he could have had plastic surgery.

[neilb7]