10th April 2011 #1
The Boss had a problem. He had to downsize the office and narrowed it down to one of two people: Dorothy or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Dorothy came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went straight to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The Boss approached her and said: "Dorothy, I've never done this before, but I have to either lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she said. "I feel like s**t this morning."
I have an impressive bank of knowledge and experience. Unfortunately, I've lost the combination to this bank.
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